Midwest Geek

While on the way home from dinner one night.

Monk: What the hell won’t he do?

Jason: What do you mean?

Monk: The song is “I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that”, what is it that he won’t do?

Jason: That’s unknown. I’ve tried looking it up and it’s a guess as to what “it” actually is.

Monk: It’s rather dumb anyway, because how can you say that you would do anything, but then state you won’t do that one thing.

Jason: I don’t know, you’ll have to ask Meat Loaf.

Monk: Well I can’t do that, but what’s his last name?

Jason: Loaf, his name is “Meat” “Loaf”

Monk: Neither his song or his name make much sense.

Jason: It’s just a song.

Monk: So what do you think “it” is?

Jason: That’s easy…a Devil’s threesome.

Monk: (confused) What’s a Devil’s threesome?

Jason: One chick, two dudes.

Monk: And one dude, two chicks would be a Heavenly threesome?

Jaosn: Yep.

Monk: You are so male.

Jason: I know Sweetness, I know.